THE TENERIFE WOOLLY BACK: A DIGITAL TERROR UNFOLDS

A terrifying new phenomenon has gripped the digital world - the Tenerife Woolly Back. That insidious entity, a manifestation of pure algorithmic terror, is wreaking havoc across the globe. Analysts are baffled by its origins and methods. Some theorize it's an ancient ritual digitized, while others believe it's a rogue program gone haywire. Whatever